Liberals Evil Alternative Energy Plan to Tap The Windmills
of Your Mind
SPARTANBURG, NORTH CAROLINA In computer printouts provided by a reliable
source close to the source documents reveal a plan of the Obama
administration, working in concert with The National Renewable Energy Laboratory,
to employ sub-cranial connections to the Windmills of All American
Minds, as referenced in the classified papers.
As posted on the government-run website, NREL is the only federal
laboratory dedicated to the research, development, commercialization and
deployment of renewable energy and energy efficiency technologies. Backed
by 32 years of achievement, NREL leads the way in helping meet the growing
demand for clean energy.
But a darker tone emerges in papers that reveal a consultation position for
Neuro Physicist, Dr. Abner Finkelstein a known Jew who has
been invited to The White House to meet personally with the Kenyan-born President
of The United States, Barrack Obama a known Socialist and Healthcare
Those with intimate knowledge of the new, sub-cranial energy plan
indicate that it was President Obamas own, childhood tribal experience
with shrunken skulls that led him to the promising research
previously conducted by Dr. Finkelstein a Polish Jew. Still, there
are those who remain curious as to why one of Jewish descent would
enthusiastically work in unison with a President known to have so much in
common with Adolph Hitler, as definitively proven by innumerable poster-board
placards seen at Tea Party rallies across this great land of ours, in the
name of Our Lord, Jesus Christ.
This new Alternative Energy Plan as described in a series
of classified drawings attaches two exterior-mounted terminals to
the human skull, whereby the schematics further indicate internal, sub-cranial
wiring that leads directly to the windmills of your mind. It is here that
Direct Current (DC) shall be collected from the human Brain
Mill to be stored in large, storage capacitor banks as part of the
National Grid Network before its rectified to Alternating
Current (AC), as used in most homes and businesses.
Close to 135,000,000 of these electrical 'binding posts' have initially
been ordered by the Federal Government as Radio Shack 'Cat No. 274-661' in
preparation for the 'Windmills of Your Mind Program', according to sources.
Each American over the age of twelve (12), the papers reveal, shall dedicate
as much as 7 hours a week to the collection of brain-mill energy as a procedure
to be performed at the new and massively widespread network of government-run
hospitals that, as predicted, have cropped up within months of President
Obamas successful passage of the National Healthcare Reform Plan
or Obama Care, as commonly described.
But as the documents further detail, the actual time each American must devote
to the transfer of power may vary significantly, depending on
regional demand and population output. For example, according
to the included research papers, residents of New York state typically output
4350 milliamps, per hour, of recoverable power from the windmills of their
minds while those in South Carolina, say, output a little less than
2200 milliamps, or about half of the recoverable power.
What makes the situation worse is that those from Gulf Coast states
as well as several fly-over regions can often provide
an average capacity of only 875 milliamps, with rare and occasional
peaks reaching the 1700 level, as described. This, according
to Dr. Finkelstein a known Jew can be attributed to a far lower
rotational consistency among the uneducated lower classes, relating to the
windmills of their minds. Finkelstein, in turn, attributes this rotational
defect to the prolonged inhalation of indelible ink markers typically
used in the creation of anti-government and pro-choice demonstration placards.
Sources with knowledge of the new Alternative Energy Plan indicate that,
while there are still some technical consideration to be sorted out, the
implementation could commence by 2014, reaching full capacity by the year
Indeed, the Democratic National Committee (DNC), in tandem with behavioral
specialist, Matt Monroe, is already producing mind-control videos related
to the program for the upcoming Government Channel (contact your
local cable or satellite provider for listings)